2011 was a great year, perhaps best told through pictures. Moving forward, I am excited for all that 2012 has to offer; my 20th birthday, gaining a sister-in-law, NYC and applying to teacher’s college are just a few of the highlights of what is sure to be an amazing year. Cheers. 

Am I the only one who finds it simultaneously magical and horrifying that tomorrow is December 1st?

I have 16 days to complete an insane amount of work…but also 25 days until Christmas?! 

Dear friend,

I am John Wan from the bank of China, I have a business proposal involving the sum of $8,370,000.00 which is unclaimed as the deceased depositor died in testate with no surviving next of kin.

I will like you to work with me in total trust and partnership to enable me transfer the estate to you We will share the estate in the ratio 50% each.

I advise that you keep this email confidential and respond to me via my private email address: wan_jo21@yahoo.com.cn, I shall await your swift response to enable me inform you in details about this business.

Regards,

John Wan

I find these emails so hilarious. Part of me always wants to reply, cause let's be honest...I'd be down for 4 mil. 

priankaanka asked: how do you spell "hot dog?"

One word or two?! 

Sometimes I think I could write a book about all the ridiculousness that occurs at work:

Customer: “I’m looking for jeans…can’t remember the style …they say 1969 on them…?”

…That would be every single pair of jeans in the store, lady, so you could be looking for awhile. 

*ring ring* “Thanks for calling Gap Bayshore, this is Amanda. How may I help you?”

“Hi this is A&W St. Laurent, we’re wondering if you have any extra regular buns you can ship over here.” 

“Um, you just called the Gap…” 

4 hours later…

*ring ring* “Gap Bayshore, Chrysane speaking”

“Hi I’d like to place an order.” 

“Oh okay, you mean a charge send? Which item are you looking for? Men’s or women’s?” 

“Oh, is this not Domino’s pizza?!” 

“NO THIS IS THE GAP”